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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Power cuts in delhi

I am sick of these power cuts. Some officials say that no place has power cuts longer than 1 hour per day should be hit with slippers (journalist style) or made to sit in a corner for lying.
My place didn't start having power cuts till two weeks ago, and its been hell since. We have minimum 3 hour power cuts per day.
And its terribly hot nowadays. Rain (not Rain-kun) is late, so its around 45 degrees everyday in the afternoons. The excessive heat has caused a horrifying pimple to erupt on my nose. *sob* And i've been unable to sleep properly for the last few days, no power in the noon, no power in the night. When there IS light, i go study... So i've just been sleeping 4 hrs a day during my holidays. Does that stink or what?
I say whoever is responsible for the power cuts should be sued for torture of a whole city, and of course...my nose.

How to pretend nothings up- integral part of every teen's life

Steps-
Whisper good-bye and keep the phone.
Check the time in your cell and gawp at how late it is.
Keep lying on the bed in the dark.
Replay the conversation in your mind.
Smile.
Think of some of the important parts again.
Think of a thousand things at once.
Turn on the lights, then gawp at how low your cell battery is.
Gawp at how high his cell bill will be.
Giggle, like a...Girl.
Decide that you will sober up before going outside.
Try to sober up.
Try to fight the smile creeping onto your face.
Think of sad stuff.
Think of studies.
Think of how he said he hadn't studied but still topped in the test.
Think of how you called him a spoilt brat.
Imagine him smirking at the other end.
Replay his laugh.
Grin.
Decide thinking of studies is a bad idea.

Frown and go outside.
Brush your teeth and try not to think at all.
And stop smiling foolishly or ppl will think something is up.
Think about-
* Is something up?
* Do i want something to be up?
* What the heck is going on?
* He's so sweet.
* He's so nerdy.
* He's not hot.
* But i like talking to him.
* No sparks.
* He's so nice.
* What'll happen next?
* Do i want something to happen?
* Am i normal?

Fantasize about the future.
Think about whether you like it.
Don't make up your mind.
Slither into bed in the dark.
Ignore your mom whispering your name questioningly.
Hide your face in the blanket and pretend to be asleep.
Hide from questions she might ask, to which you don't know the answers.
Wait till she leaves.
Slither out of bed.
Write this.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Shiney joke

A joke about shiney ahuja's recent misadventures-

Q. What is Shiney Ahuja's sexual orientation?
A. Bai-sexual.

:p
heehee.

Ulcers

Finally the coaching break started this friday. All the hostellers are
off to their homes, and i'm here, trying to revise the 11th syllabus.

I currently have a vein throbbing in my forehead, cause i've been
getting pretty mad about a couple of things.
For example, the attacks on indians in australia. AFTER 15 ppl get
attacked, they finally accept that the attacks ARE racist. The worst
thing is, they haven't been able to stop anything. A large number of
attacks have occured after the first few came into people's notice,
but it doesn't seem like they want to take action.

And then, there's my brother. He's an old problem. He's a moron. Need
i say more?

Also, that kanpur-jeans panga and my best friend just reminded me of
the hundreds of incidents in which girls were unfairly discriminated
against and blamed for their rapes, and abused etc etc.

Which also made me think, i understand that guys have high levels of
testosterone, which makes them more aggressive and xxx-ish, but do
they have no self control?
There are millions of cases of eve teasing, rapes and harassment
around the world in just one month. So, that means there are millions
of guys with no control over their hormones and no respect for women.
It just makes me so angry. HOW DARE THEY?
Hormones or no hormones, no matter how horny a girl is, you never see
HER going around feeling the ass of any cute guy on the street. You
don't see them trying to peek at any random guy's dick. No, not even a
guy that you like, just some random guy on the street.
Ew. The thought is pretty disgusting. Why'd you want to see it
anyways, i dunno. Thats why i don't understand how guys manage to get
excited by staring at any random female's boobs.
And then, if a girl gets raped, she's treated as if it was her fault.
Her 'character' is doubted, some families disown the girl, people
mistreat you, and always, the guy gets away with no consequences.

I'll stop now. It just frustrates me a lot, and to no avail.