Banta Bottles

Imagine a banta bottle(lemon soda). Stretch it to 5 ft size and attach arms and legs to it and make it wear the school uniform.
What do you get????????
VANI SOOD

The class has officially nicknamed her as Chill Banta or Kancha. The reason is that once, Vani had come panting into the class and was breathing in a weird way while making weird sounds (apparently) and people began to wonder why she was doing that. Since she does not have breathing problems, it was concluded that the cause of her breathing like this is because a Kancha(marble) is stuck in her throat like it is in a banta bottle
The result is that everyone in our class breathes heavily before asking her to do anything and she is apparently pissed with them and so she comes and tells me all about it. I seriously find it very funny...The way these people imitate her is hilarious and it is funny to think of a 5 ft girl as a banta bottle. But some people do sympathise with her..... they tell her ways to get rid of the kancha!! Some people suggested using phenyl to flush it down, some suggested tezaab(acid) as it is also used to clean blocked sinks and toilets. Some people also suggested using a plunger to pull it out. Amit does a classic acting of her. Sometimes I do try to stop others from making fun of her but it all seems to be used against her. Someone said that she was useless so I replied that she was actually a valuable asset(don't ask me why I said that). In return, they said that she will be if we install a windmill in her throat.............