Wishes for 2008 (may all this happen!)
1) More nice movies like Taare Zameen Par. The movie was very cute. It makes you laugh, makes you cry, and leaves you feeling good at the end of it. And the songs were too good. 'Meri Ma' makes you cry, and the title track has some very good lyrics. Can't stop humming it.
2) Real news - ok, I know I've written entries already criticizing the stupidness of news channels, but we seriously need some real news. Look at Aaj Tak. It started two almost similar news channels - Dilli Aaj Tak and Tez. Dilli passes its time sending its reporters around Delhi to show where to shop in Delhi (as if we don't know). Now, what is Tez to do? It shows clips of weird things going on around the world (like, off from 'world's most amazing videos'), or clips from reality shows (zoom in to Rakhi Sawant's cleavage, give her publicity, etc). But they crossed the limit recently. I was flipping through channels (I know, ne pas zapper, but still ...) and paused at Tez. There was a guy in their studio who looked like he hadn't bathed for a week, sitting and singing a song I'd never heard in a damn besura voice. I was just wondering what the hell this was about,when he abruptly stopped singing, raised his hand to his nose, and pinched it close. He them took a deep breath through his mouth, relaxed, and then began to open and pinch close his nostrils rapidly as to produce a nosy tune of the song he had been singing. When he stopped, I was choking with laughter, but the reporter calmly smiled and congratulated him on his 'kala'. Sheesh. News channels ke itne bure din aa gaye?
3) Old design - I really want the notebooks with the old designs back. The new ones by Janta Book Depot must be cheaper for the school, I suppose, for they do look like it. I hate the horrible green cover with black flecks. It looks diseased. I want the nice Tushar Publications notebooks back.
4) Ba dies - I'm not a horrible person that I want someone dead, and neither is Ba a vamp that she should die, but it's time she died. 'Kyunki Saas bhi...' has completed around a million episodes and Ba's grand children now have grand children, but that lady is still alive and kicking. I'm sorry Ba, but its time to go.
5) Pakistan ki gatha - I wish Pakistan turns into a nice democracy with true elections sans anymore bloodshed and its people live happily without fear. Mein kitmi mahan hoon. Meri jai ho!
Oh yeah, also, when Pakistan elects its PM, he/she will come to meet me personally cause thanks to my dua, he/she was elected.
6) Ed board - I become the main editor of the Ed Board. Atleast I'll ensure it won't suck as much as this year's did.
7) Whatever -whatever plans I have for this year may actually take place and not remain just plans.
8) Travel - I hope I travel abroad yet again. And due to Pre-Boards, I didn't even get to travel anywhere this winter.
9) Claire - I know this is very mean of me, but I hope a really cute guy comes instead of my host, Claire this year. A nice, sweet, shy and cute guy. Ok, I'll stop dreaming. French and cute and not my hosts boyfriend? Nah. Impossible.
10) Packaging dream - I know this won't happen, but I wish the Lays and other companies would use less plastic in packing their meagre amount of chips. How many times have you just opened a bag of chips and still had to reach really deep inside to get to them? And they're polluting the environment too, those assholes.
11) Etc - I wish for world peace, etc etc
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Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Wishes
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Honestly, the chips are less than 20% of the volume of the packet!
I think I've seen that 'nose kala' clip. Weird stuff.
I want the old uniforms back too. Those T-shirts are the pits.
Watch CNN or the BBC! If you don't have cable then watch it online or you could download the podcasts, they're pretty good.
Do you actually write in your copies? Mine are still in a pristine condition, who needs "notes" when you have a textbook and the internet?
There's a high probability that the elections will be rigged, will you still support the "winner"?
They flush the chips with an inert gas which I guess accounts for their volume, Creating a vacuum in the bags is not a solution as there would then be higher probability of the chips getting crushed and you will end up eating "chuura", however they could provide the chips in a can but that would drive up the costs and it will become uneconomical in the long run.
Well, yeah, Anuj. But they could reduce the gas to matter ratio a bit, couldn't they?
Nope, they can't how do you expect them to make a profit?
By the way I have some wishes too:
1. Down with the microtards :yes I think the time has come when the FSM should save us from microsoft and the beastmaster.
2. The birth of brain computer interfaces: Heaven...
3. The dawn of the true global village
4. HAL 9000: He's overdue by 16 years, he became operational on Jan. 12 1992.
5. Obama '08!!
6. The first human on mars: We can go there but it would be suicidal but I would gladly neglect the details for such an honor.
7. A warp drive: So that I can see alpha, beta and proxima centauri before I die…
Now is the above too much to ask for?
speaking of aaj tak, i state an example of their news once again,
" dilli ke paas kisi(i dont remember which one) talaab main machliyaan mar gayi"
"shahrukh khan in karvaya haircut"
sigh.
Well, the first would be important news to environmentalists and the second to girls.
Girls meaning girly girls.
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