Stupidest jokes in the universe

Today, in class X-f of D.P.S. R. K. Puram, the dumbest jokes were going around. Horrible, irritating PJ’s were being told and heard. They’re so horrible, you feel like laughing at their stupidity and crying at their irritatingness at the same time. I found all of the jokes terribly funny and I think that the PJ telling was started by Amit, who later started making up dumb jokes himself. Soon, the whole class was telling the jokes to each other and laughing or well, being irritated.

Here are some of those “awesome” jokes

· Q: What did Tarun say to Vani?? (yes, the same girl as in the entry, “Banta bottles”)

A: “Aa takli, teri maang bharoon”

· Q: Once there was a man who had a son. On the first birthday, he asked his son, “son, what do you want for your birthday?” the son replied, “ping pong balls”. So the father gave him ping pong balls. Then on the second birthday, he asked his son, “son, what do you want for your birthday?” the son replied, “ping pong balls”. So the father gave him ping pong balls. Then on the seventh birthday, he asked his son, “son, what do you want for your birthday?” the son replied, “ping pong balls”. So the father gave him ping pong balls. Then on the thirteenth birthday, he asked his son, “son, what do you want for your birthday?” the son replied, “ping pong balls”. So the father gave him ping pong balls. Then on the eighteenth birthday, he asked his son, “son, what do you want for your birthday?” the son replied, “ping pong balls”. So the father gave him ping pong balls. Then on the fiftieth birthday, he asked his son, “son, what do you want for your birthday?” the son replied, “ping pong balls”. So the father gave him ping pong balls. Then the son had a son of his own and on the first birthday, he asked his son, “son, what do you want for your birthday?” the son replied, “ping pong balls”. So the father gave him ping pong balls. And so on… Why does each generation of this family want ping pong balls on their birthday?

A: Because they like ping pong balls

· A father asks a man, “meri beti jawan ho gayi, mein kya karun?”

A: Fauj mein bharti kar do

· Q: Two kids, Pintu and Bunty are participating in a race. Pintu runs at 10 km/h and Bunty runs at 20 km/h. Who will win the race??

A: Pintu, because Bunty was running in the opposite direction

· Q: What are you if you punch your forehead?

A: Sarpanch

· Q: A man had 6 hands. Everyone called him Hanuman. Why?

A: Because his name was Hanuman

· Q: What does a sardar say to a bald man?
A: E takle, sar dhakle

· Q: Which movie will a beggar go to watch?
A: Cash

· Q: Once a man had a son. On the day before the son’s 20^th birthday, he asked the son what he wanted for his birthday. The son said “a yellow Ferrari”. The father searched all over and couldn’t find a yellow Ferrari, so he bought him a yellow Audi instead. When the boy woke up in the morning, the father showed him the car from the window. The son was very angry that his father didn’t buy a yellow Ferrari so he committed suicide. The father had another son a few years later. On the day before the son’s 20^th birthday, he asked the son what he wanted for his birthday. The son said “a yellow Ferrari”. The father searched all over and couldn’t find a yellow Ferrari, so he bought him a white Ferrari and painted it yellow. When the boy woke up in the morning, the father showed him the car from the window. The boy ran downstairs, ran across the road and when he touched the car, the paint which was still wet, came off. The son was very angry that his father didn’t buy a yellow Ferrari so he committed suicide. The father had another son, and on the day before the son’s 20^th birthday, he asked the son what he wanted for his birthday. The son said “a yellow Ferrari”. The father searched all over and couldn’t find a yellow Ferrari, so he specially got a yellow Ferrari manufactured. When the boy woke up in the morning, the father showed him the car from the window. The boy ran downstairs, and was running across the road when a lorry ran over him and he died. What is the moral of the story?
A: Look both ways before crossing the road

· Q: Three cockroaches were sitting around. One of them began singing, “aashiq banaya, aahiq banaaya, aashiq banaaya aapne...” the other two cockroaches died. Why?
A: Because he sang a “hit” song

· Q: three lizards were sitting on a wall. One of them began singing, “aashiq banaya, aahiq banaaya, aashiq banaaya aapne...” the other two fell off the wall. Why?
A: Because they began to clap

· Q: If Anshul (a guy in our class) sings a song, which song will he sing?
A: How would I know? Go ask him….

· Q: Three kids are boasting about their dads
Kid 1: my dad is superman
Kid 2: my dad is he-man
What does kid 3 say?
A: my dad is Pokeman

· Q: a baby says “ff,ff,ff,ff”. Why?
A: f=ma