Adi is an ass

Yellow.
Here's a sms convo btw me n adi that took place this morning. I put it up cause it so damn funny....

10:40 adi- i am I'm exempted! Woohoo!

10:54 me- Relax. I already know that. Quite flaunting. Go drown yourself. And take ur phone with u or delete my pics.

10:56 a- Oh ya. Your pics. I forgot all about them. I'm gonna post them all over facebook by evening.

10:57 me- You're doing nothing of the kind. I know you're obsessed with me, but yeh to had ho gayi...

10:58 a- watch me

10:59 me- Won't. ur too bhayanak. I'll have nightmares tonight.

11:00 a- ok then. You can always see your pics.

11:02 me- Oh, i know i'm looking cute in them...

11:02 a- yea. Like my dog.

11:03 me- your dog looks like you, not me.

11:08 a-You've never seen my dog. If i didn't know better i'd say he was your twin. Same intelligence level too. All he does is fetch.

11:10 me-I haven't seen ur dog, but i've seen u. u look a lot like a dog. And i've heard ppl say that ur dog is more intelligent than u, and it taught u to fetch.

11:12 a-Yea. And i don't have a dog. So go clean out those centuries of wax. Half wit.

11:12 me- the NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

11:15 me- yeah. And you can't even fetch. You're too dumb to be able to do even that.

11:17 a- Now that i come to think about it, my neighbour has a pug that looks exactly like you. Are you sure it's not your sibling or something? I mean, it would fit right in. No one would ever make out the difference. Ever.

11:18 me- i heard he's your son.

11:19 a- oh no. I don't believe in polygamy. He's really your sibling.

11:22 me- Don't try and disown that poor little son of yours!!
*horror* aaj kal ke ma-baap, zimmedari lete hi nahi...

11:24 a-I don't much want to adopt your sibling either. He's too much like you. Way ugly.

11:28 me-Come on... Don't say that about your real son. Kitna bhi ugly ho, hai to tumhara beta hi na. Must have got his good looks from you.

11:30 a-He's your sibling. I do NOT have the misfortune of being your father.

11:33 me-But you are fortunate to have a beautiful son like him who has the misfortune of resembling you. He needs you. Don't deny him.

11:35 a-No. He needs you. So he'l know he's not the ugliest person in the world. Then he has something to be grateful for.

11:38 me-Yup. He needs me to get his ugly father to accept him, and show him where he got his pretty face 4m, so he can sigh with relief-"atleast i'm not as bad as dad"

11:39 a- he's your sibling. I'm not your father 1+1=2

11:43 me-He's not my sibling. You're his father. 2+2=4

11:44 a-I'm sorry to break it to you, but he is your shaking. The resemblance is uncanny.

11:45 me-He is your shaking??? Go to hell. I'm not replying anymore.

11:46 a-Lol. Sibling. Haha. My ribs hurt from laughing so hard.

11:53 me-Dis is a telephone terrorst team.Wyl recievng dis mssg a virus wll b activatd. Dis virus shld hv infctd ur phone by now. ur phone wll b disabld,unlss u r ugly.