Adi is an ass, part 2

Ok, so this sms convo started when adi smsed sam saying that prachi is as short as a cricket bat. So, i smsed him regarding the same.
Here it goes...


Me-As short as a cricket bat? You long as a hairy street light! You waxy ear-hole! you bhusa brained cow! you father of your neighbours dog!

A-you'd think i insulted you by what you said.

Me-What is your problem with her? She's such a sweet girl! I know ur jealous, but had hoti hai! Why have u been acting so weirdly?

A-Shut the f up prince ass. Or i might have to do stuff you'll presently come to regret.

(note- here, i get into the 'sympathetic, i-know-you-have-a-prob-and-i-pity-you' mood, cause i know it irritates him)
me-Oh come on, what IS your prob? Something is wrong. Temme. U've been acting weird. As compared to the usual weird.

A-And you're right. She's not as short as a cricket bat. She's shorter. Her secret mysterious boyfriend must have brain damage.

Me-so, there is something up. Tujhe kisi ne kuch bola kya?

A- there's a lot i'm not going to tell u

Me-Well DUH! But y r u venting ur anger on us? Its not lyk ur ttlly vela or a totl sucker,but u've been mean a lot of tyms 4 no rsn.Its even Not d funny mean. Y?

A-f off

me-You're being so mean n u're not sarcastic or funny nemore and behave like an idiot. Y?

A- i'm not sarcastic. I'm deadly serious.

me-Exactly. U used to be. And u used to b irritating, but fun to b around. Not boring or mean. Now you are. Y?

A- Enough. Leave. Me. Alone.

Me- answer me.

A- not in this lifetime.

Me- what is up with you?

A- Bye.