So, our school teachers suggested we read our almanac. Our CT actually gave us 15 min to read it. I was getting dead bored, so i decided to flip through it and surprsingly, i came upon a very interesting quiz called "Do the right thing, Say the right thing." I scored 21 out of 24 on it.
OK, OK, it isn't a quiz, its the list of rules which we SHOULDN'T break.
Wow. i scored 21/24!!!
I'm a criminal!!!
Here is the list.
1. Disfiguring or damaging school property. Untidy and unruly behaviour in class. - well, DUH i've broken this rule. I've scratched my name on tables, i swore at people and i've thrown pieces of paper on the floor. Ha!
2. Bunking classes and monday tests- you aren't a true dipsite if you haven't bunked.
3. Bunking school- Na, thats one i haven't done.
4. Sloganeering and signature campaigns.- I DID sign for the signature campaign for "SAVE THE TIGER". I dunno if its against the rules.
5. Bringing cell phones to school- come on, everyone who has a cell phone does.
6. Use of violence in any form- I've slapped jangu.
7. Scribbling or writing anything on shirts or uniform- Lemme think, i think i've scribbled "kick me" and "420" on lots of people's shirts. umm..yea, i have.
8. Using abusive language- Who the fuck said i've broken this one???
9. Not wearing the proper school uniform- yea, i've worn winter shirts during summer time, exchanged green for white shirts and even worn jeans.
10. assembling or going to PPC- I haven't ASSEMBLED, but i've gone there.
11. Bringing, wearing, buying, selling or possesing any kind of gament with slogans written on them- I've brought, worn, bought and possessed (still possess actualy,) them, but not sold.
*clicks tongue* no way that i'd do such a hideous thing.
12. Damaging, scribbling or tearing pages from library, text or exercise books- not library, but i've torn lotsa pages from my exercise books. i mean, who hasn't!!!
13. Brining sharp and injury causing articles such as knives, etc- i got my swiss army knife for 2 yrs till an asshole stole it.
14. Bringing books, CD's etc. not relevent to their course work- yada, yada, who the hell made this rule anyways????
15. Bringing costly articles (like expensive watches, cameras, fountain pens , i pods)- FOUNTAIN PENS????? are u kidding me???
16. Bullying or using any from of violence against a fellow student- refer to rule #6
17. Smoking, gambling, drinking or using drugs- No Way.
18. Possession of crackers or bursting crackers in school -Na, i'm a good girl.
19. Throwing of colour on one another within or near the school premises- I've dropped ink on someone.
20. Bringing more than Rs. 30/- for canteen purposes- Rs 30/- does NOT feed 20-30 hungry teens yelling for a treat on your birthday.
21. a) Entering school without uniform even after school hours- think class assembly.
b) Bringing civil clothes at any point of time- read rule # 21 a)
22. Late arrival in classes- everyday matter.
23. Late arrival in school- happened a few times.
24. Misconduct, indiscipline and misbehaviour in school transport- huh???
How much do you score??? Anyone who beats me gets a treat!!!
And yeah, who the hell made these stupid rules????
Sunday, July 13, 2008
I am a Kriminal
Put up by Midnight Sun at 9:03:00 PM
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9 things said by people:
1. Duh
2. I've lost count
3. Yep, I've bunked 'em all
4. Nah who the hell gives a damn about what others think? Think different or don't think at all.
5. I bring my iPod everyday too
6. Nope, well I did get angry once and broke some idiots foot. I
mean, come on he was in my way.
7. How about 'fuck me' on my partners T-Shirt?
8. That's a gosh darned fucked up question. What teh fuck is wrong with these frigtards fucking mind? Have the fucking lost it?
9. Of course, I think different. After all, where else can I use my science it works bitches T shirt?
10. I just did this one today.
11. (look at 9)
12. My 'exercise' (why the fuck can't you call it a notebook? Is it too hard or is it too unsophisticated?) book is super thin. In fact it's thinner than 98% of the notebooks out there.
13. Does potassium cyanide & sarin count?
14. Tell me one day I've NOT broken this rule and I'll show you one sick jerk.
15. Hmm what exactly is an expensive object? Is a Lear jet cheap or expensive? What standard have they used to judge this? I sure wasn't consulted.
16. Guilty as charged your honor.
17. Is LSD a drug? I think that it's a spiritual guide, don't you?
18. I've burnt ICs (they make this satisfying pop sound and they emit a beautiful little spark, like a flare into the air) in the robotics lab, blown up a transformer and seen the show.
19. That's so lame.
20. I get Rs. 300 everyday, what the hell are you going to do about it? Sue me?
21.a) Think Robotics. Think exun.
b) I get my luggage for bombay to school with 3 days of clothes, LSD, certain protection and cocaine inside it. Next question.
22. Ask my teachers.
23. I've bribed the guard ;)
24. I told someone to fuck off and stuff his loud phone playing some equally stupid song up his own ass. We then had a slight kerfuffle.
There I think I got a high score. Where's my treat?
Who gives a damn about rules anyway? I didn't make them hence I won't follow them, I follow my own rules and also the last time I checked India was a free country.
If you get so pissed off over trivial things, I believe the expression is; 'go fuck yourself'.
I win!
I have bunked school.
Well. Sort of.
I smuggled my friend to my house during a double period PE in 6th.
Yay!
Yay!
I win!
Treat! Treat!
(That reminds me, I gotta bring 10 bucks for Monty. I feel guilty for forever asking her for buying me stuff. It wouldn't have been so bad if she'd refused once or twice.)
Oh, BTW, I meant that I've committed that crime along with all the others you've listed as doing.
hey subohi...u've got to see something, as you like flowers, i've placed a good number of flowers in my blog.....have a look
imagenthoughts.blogspot.com
raghu
Anuj: "If you get so pissed off over trivial things, I believe the expression is; 'go fuck yourself'."
Is that for her?
Damn. I get 20/24. Never got a cell to school.
Would #12 work as an excuse to not take notes in class? I mean, it does say we aren't supposed to scribble in exercise books.
That was for the school authorities. Although I have no issues if anyone else follows the advice. It's your life human.
@ every1- no treats, soz. i'm kangal
@anuj- quit swearing
@espera- *whines* why didn't u take me???
@ yotti- ur very decent.
we all love u 4 that.
but not in that way.
I protest! I don't even have a cell. How d'you suppose I can bring it?
Note to self: Buy cell. Bring to school. Stop being thought decent.
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