I'm doing this vela post though i have better things to blog about, just because irritating adi is fun.
Here's some haiku on him (yes, i used a syllable counter).
I hate Aditya
Why does he like me so much??
He looks horrible
I love it. Its a masterpiece.
next:
Snow is nice panda
save pandas from predators
and from Aditya
And ya, whats the point of haiku anyways??
It doesn't rhyme, you have to count the stupid syllables and it sounds horrible.
Why did anyone invent it???
*sheesh*
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Haiku
Put up by Midnight Sun at 5:40:00 PM
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24 things said by people:
Almost as good as Apollo's.
Maybe they sound better in Japanese or something.
hmmm....probably.
Hmm.
How about these:
Haikus don't rhyme.
They are too short anyway
I do not like them.
Maths test tomorrow.
Vela all weekend. I will
fail it probably.
Okay, that's not true.
'vela all weekend' ??
lol
My haikus pwn yours. So shut up.
Snow is nice panda?
P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C.
oh, COME ON!!! i needed 5 syllables and "snow is a nice panda" or "snow is cute panda" were 6.
and mine are sure better.
*sticks out tongue*
Haiku time!
She is so bony
And as stupid as can be
Her name is Prince Ass.
Awesome, huh?
One more:
I write this for Snow
Who is no longer on Earth
I ate him, you see.
And another:
I like my cookies
And I love McDonalds burgers
But Snow tastes best.
Stand back, everyone.
Snow saved the dynamite for
Such contingencies.
By the way, that third
Is no haiku, you'll see
On looking closely.
amazing, awesome haikus everyone, except for adi.
who wrote one not-haiku too.
What's wrong with the third one?
Poetry time!
He was a light, slow, and there is a small Saturn -- away from a high
flame lying in the life within it, a new dune, we are formations of
caterpillars, we are formations of craziness to innocent, and as it moves it
is complete different than the rising face, the cold water, even we can't
see infinity is an ocean of downy treasure the welldeep pleasure of
caterpillars, we are formations of the world, and what it with the ecstasy
of the day is an iceberg we find ourselves on a caress mingled with sleep
kill me its lights bands of subjective experience, and wonder why I had
dirt a star-crystal-flower plants, made the dragon. Its neck was a novel
entitled "Kaleidoscope Vision," which is hat crinkle were like fresh glass
domain key - you become someone mentioned them and build in. We see the white my own rising and thunder clapping in the singularity of it
evaporating into a tree
like a long before shade. electricity continues as all languages are swept in spirals, in the coming moment before dawn.
Was that good?
Oh by the way that was computer generated poetry. Although I do think that it can give frost a run for his money.
I stopped at the second line. Don't be offended. Blame the computer that generated it. =)
Um. I stopped after the line "Poetry time!"
Blame the human who generated it.
Oh come on there's no better poet than a random NLP engine.
"see infinity is an ocean of downy treasure the welldeep pleasure of
caterpillars, we are formations of the world, and what it with the ecstasy
of the day is an iceberg we find ourselves on a caress mingled with sleep"
Isn't that touching? Not to mention damn romantic.
I stopped at "anuj said..."
i don't care if ur offended.
and its not romantic at all
When did he say it's romantic?
Oh wait, found it. He wrote it in the last line. I didn't even reach that line. =/
But it *is* romantic. I mean, doesn't that bring tears to your eyes?
There is a flower within my heart
Daisy, Daisy
Planted one day by a glancing dart
Planted by Daisy Bell
Whether she loves me or loves me not
Sometimes it's hard to tell
But there are those that would share the lot
Of beautiful Daisy Bell
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two
We will go 'tandem' as man and wife
Daisy, Daisy
Wheeling away down the road of life
I and my Daisy Bell
When the nights dark, we can both despise
Policemen and lamps as well
There are bright lights in the dazzling eyes
Of beautiful Daisy Bell
Here's the best performance ever of this song. This clip actually made me cry when I first saw it 3 years ago.
" ... we are formations of
caterpillars ... "
We are formations of what?!
(That's an Interrobang for you!)
"Its neck was a novel
entitled "Kaleidoscope Vision,""
What?
(Don't get me wrong, I didn't read your poem. I just used some rather, ahem, eye-catching phrases.)
And STOP it with Daisy okay?
It's ... making me averse to my friend named such and she is unable to comprehend my problem with her.
It would pass for poetry in its unreadability.
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