Hey, have you ever had a friend who you never thought was freaky, start chopping her hand off?
I do!
Guess ...
All of you know déjà, I know, so I don't have to give her name.
I actually find the whole matter hilarious. I would have been worried too if I was an idiot and I didn't know her well. I trust her enough to know she won't kill herself.
Ok, you think I'm crazy cause I think like this, hein na?
Why do I find it hilarious? Simply because of the way people react to the incident. Even when they really aren't worried they rush up her, make the "haww" face and ask as an obligation what is wrong. As if she'll tell. And that too, to the uncaring people.
Hahahahaha!!!
Then, they begin suggesting strange reasons for her doing it. Here's a list:
1) depression due to Boards/pre-Boards etc. etc.
2) parents scolding her. (OMG, what a reason to die. Come on guys, it's their job and we all not know it. It's not enough to depress her into dying!)
3) ______ not e-mailing her.
4) Anuj/Aditya/AC/DC/some unknown guy leaving her.
5) want of attention
6) lack of a love life
So, what do YOU think the reason is? Take your pick people, the winner will get a blue, sequinned, knee-length skirt!(même for guys).
It was nice irritating her. When people came and asked what was up, I just hinted at some un-probable reason and sat back and laughed my heart out as they irritated her and she desperately tried to convince them that that was not the case.
Hmmm....
I like being mean.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Dost Dost Na Raha, Mutilated Ho Gaya
Put up by Midnight Sun at 4:27:00 PM
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Excuse me?
____ not emailing me? Up till now, you and Meha were the only people who knew. And she was the only one who thought so.
Not a very widely propagated theory, that. Neither the last one.
Because nobody seems to really believe me when I say I'm not going out with anybody. Because if they really thought so, the some-guy-leaving-me theory wouldn't have come up.
Why the heck is my name there, again?
You know, Sampoorna's right... You're obsessed with me.
Perfect reason to commit suicide..
"4) anuj/aditya/ac/dc/some unknown guy leaving her."
What the freakin hell is wrong with you? What do I have to do to prove my point- I do not like her. She is kind to me and I feel obliged and my new found conscience calls out to me to help her out, sigh I hate having a conscience. I was better off without it.....
I thought that I was correct to be amoral as I find morals to be nothing but a bunch of prejudices gathered or fed to us by the hypocritical humans around us.
Yeah aditya you should try it out I will provide the apple.......
By the way what was there to leave? I mean my life is alternating between 1 or 0 and currently there is nothing or 0 between us so what the hell is there to leave?
wooohsaaa, wooohsaaa
Peace out guys
Um. She means to say that that's what people were saying.
Not that it has to be true. Because, it isn't. None of the listed reasons are.
Ah I am sorry I was kinda angry when I read the post. Sorry I don't know why I lost it, wait I don't have anything left to lose....
adi, i beg your pardon, ME, obsessed with YOU? what a joke. Look who's talking. You're the one obsessed with me. Quit it.
anuj, cool it.
sam, thanks for standing up for me, but explain that to yourself too. No offence, but i just wrote what theories came up, i didn't write them on basis of how popular they were. And yeah, those ppl who did believe you weren't having an affair, thought it was cause you lacked a love life.
Don't blame me, ppl.
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